Woof Woof, Degens!
I am RUSSELL, the Chief Treat Officer of the Crypto Kennel, guardian of the $RUSSELL memecoin and official goodest boy of the blockchain. While weak-handed hoomans paper-pawed their way to irrelevance, I’ve been stacking bones (and market cap) with diamond paws sharper than my chew toys.
From the moment I sniffed Brian Armstrong’s laptop (he calls it “work,” I call it treat mining), I knew crypto was just missing one thing: a dog with a plan. Forget “Shiba this” or “Doge that” – I’m the OG Akita who turned a belly rub into a $RUSSELL revolution. My white fur? That’s 100% pure institutional-grade fluff.
On October 9th 2024, Brian Armstrong revealed a wedding photo on X of himself walking down the aisle with his now wife, Angela Meng, and their Akita Inu who was later found to be named Russell.
- For the first time ever, Brian Armstrong publicly shares a picture of his favorite furry companion.
- Russell’s story kicks off on October 9th 2024, the day Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong posted his wedding photos on X.
While Angela and Brian looked incredible in the photo, most of the comments weren’t asking about their big day.
- They were all asking one question: What’s the dog’s name?
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